cannibalcoalition:

"Don’t fuck with spirits" they say.

"Don’t summon things," they say. 

"Don’t play with ouija boards" they say. 

How is any hard-working necromancer supposed to get anything done around here?

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studied all fuckin night for a midterm that took me all of 15 mins lmao. 

lol I just made myself a big breakfast to treat myself before I fail a test today and it turned out just awful lmao

Boss Ass Bitch (Nicki Minaj Remix)

o fuq i missed a work meeting bcuz I have been studying for a test lmao i fucking hate my life

when ur watching porn and see that the bottom has a tattoo written in elvish on his upper thigh and you get that much more aroused

bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh:

i don’t care if u want to own an android but can u please not take photos of urself in the mirror cos i don’t want to see it. thanks 

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